Stu Dent returns to class after a two-week absence.
Stu Dent: Miss Nikki, I was out for the last two weeks because I had to go to the hospital. I have a doctor's note to show you.
Comebacknikki: I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're feeling better now.
SD: I had an abortion.
*shoves doctor's note at CBN*
CBN: Oh, well. Um, I hope you're feeling better.
SD: It was my third, so I'm used to it by now.
CBN: Oh, okay.
*pause*
CBN: You can find the assignments on Blackboard.
SD: Great. Now that I've stopped bleeding, I can get my shit together.
*laughs*
CBN: Um, that's great.
*pause*
*pause*
CBN: Please check Blackboard for the assignments.
10 comments:
No freaking way.
Just... really?
::headdesk::
Dear Stu Dent: Please check Blackboard for assignments and Planned Parenthood for some freaking contraceptives!
Wow...just wow.
That's just messed up.
okay! You win! No one will top this student comment this semester. I hope?
I agree with Monkey. Wow.
Ok wow. That's sort of too bad for her. But wow.
You are KIDDING... :S
Ugh. Maybe you can quietly leave out some flyers & stuff for Plan B contraceptives & maybe the women's clinic nearby? Do ya'll have a chapter of VOX on your campus so you could have someone come talk to your class about it or something? http://www.plannedparenthood.org/about-us/boards-initiatives/youth/college-campus-groups-4638.htm
Unfortunately, we don't have any types of groups on campus (and our school doesn't really support student groups)... I think it is a good idea to bring someone in for a talk though. I can't even begin to tell you about some of the craziness that happens with the students (several of whom have been expelled for having sex in the classrooms -- between classes!).
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