During this year...

• Number of classes taught: 22
• Number of students: approximately 400
• Number of students I've had to put out of classes: 3 (2 temper tantrums & 1 who wouldn't stay off her cell phone)
• Number of faculty, departmental, and curriculum meetings attended: 56
• Number of conferences and trainings attended: 3 (all of which sucked)
  
• Number of papers read/graded: approximately 1,300 (holy shit!)
• Number of papers left to read/grade: 142
• Number of papers that will actually be turned in: approximately 120
• Number of break days since the January semester started: 9 (+ 2 for Thanksgiving)
  
• Number of days until Christmas break: 26
• Number of class days left: 15
• Number of times this year I've wished for Christmas break: approximately 1 million