Teeth & panties

I'm finally back... minus two teeth and plus two gaping holes in my mouth, but otherwise, mostly my normal self. The wisdom tooth extraction was not nearly as bad as the first time (thank goodness!). The shots were terrible (all six of them!) and there was a bit of a struggle with the bottom tooth, but there was no swearing, sweating, or wayward blood this time. There was a lot of pain for the next five days, but thanks to my trusty friend bottle of Vicodin, I was able to manage fairly well. I also discovered how much more fun Vicodin makes grading a giant stack of midterms. :-) However, the fun had to come to an end, as I'm not interested in becoming a professional junkie. I'm still on occasional doses of Aleve, thanks to my shifting teeth (I feel like they don't fit together anymore, but my dentist assured me they will fall into place soon), but that's about the extent of it. I'm just waiting for the holes to actually close up so that I'm no longer tempted to constantly stick my tongue into them.

Now, back to the underwear issue. First, let me just answer the most pressing question (the one I received both in the comments and via email!)... I finally settled on the pair with the cutout crotch. The reason I chose them was because they're really the most comfortable of the bunch and with a simple modification, I was able to create a crotch (thanks, pantyliner!). I'm sure the inventor of the crotchless panties would be horrified by my creation, but it served me well. :-) Also, let me just say that I never thought my sexy underwear collection was particularly impressive, but according to your comments, apparently, I'm a pantie rock star (well, when they're not covered in pantyliners). If you're interested in expanding your collection of entertainment underwear (as my friend calls them) here are a few of the pairs I mentioned (and recommend): 1, 2, 3 (the links all go to amazon, but they may still be NSFW). I'm also all about this and this (non-amazon links!). Oh, and this has led to some crazy...well, let's just say it got the job done. ;-)

And yes, I finally did laundry (actually, M did it)... and yes, I still ended up buying more underwear before that happened.