Dear Small College Adjunct Office-mate who decided you had nothing better to do during your office hours than to make a gigantic paperclip chain with every last paperclip in our shared paperclip bowl:
You are an asshole.
PS: That MLA guidebook you've been using? Yes, the one from 2002? Yeah, it's way outdated. Get with the program.
PPS: I got sick of fighting with your stupid chain every time I needed a paperclip, so I finally dismantled it. If you hook all of the paperclips together again, I will ram the chain down your fucking throat. :-)
3 comments:
Yeah, that person must die.
Hang them from a paper clip noose. It'll be more visually effective for other office mates.
@RL: LOL! Seriously!!
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